Are you feeling grumpy, tired and in no mood for a smile during this fasting month of Ramadhan? Well don't be... here's something that might cheer you up.
At what time opens?
In the middle of the night, a telephone in the home of a librarian rings. "what time does the library opens?" a young man asked at the end of the phone line. "At nine in the morning Sir, is there something important that you need to call in the middle of the night if you don't mind I'm asking?" said the librarian. Can't you open it a bit sooner?" the young man said in a rather disappointed voice. "NO Sir, It won't be open till nine!" the librarian answered in a high tone. "What's so important that you can't wait until nine to enter the library?"
"Who says that I want to get in?" said the young man. "I WANT TO GET OUT!"
Missed the bus stop.
A beautiful lady goes into a bus packed with people. A young man stands up without saying a word, the lady pushed back the man to his seat softly and said "Thank you but I prefer to stand". The man stands up again but once more the lady pushes him back to his seat and said she wanted to stand. The third time he stands up, he shouted "Miss, I want to leave. I've already missed my stopping point."
My Husband...
A young wife is complaining to his friend,"I have to ask for a divorce from my husband." "Why...?" asked her confused friend. "Every single night he went to the disco." the young wife answered. "OOOOhh, so your husband is a disco-maniac...?" her friend asked. "It's not like that..., actually he went to the disco to find me!" the young wife answered.
Chicken/Ayam/Manuk/Tori
Duh:"What's that you bringing?"
Bu:"It's chicken... can you guess how many that I brought? If you guessed it right, all three of the chicken will be yours!"
Duh:"Emmm.... four?!"
Have you smiled yet? Or have your gut got busted? If you haven't then try this game to waste your time. (Actually I have blogged about this game in the previous post, just in case you haven't tried it)
Like what Rhasta says, "Don't worry, be happy."
At what time opens?
In the middle of the night, a telephone in the home of a librarian rings. "what time does the library opens?" a young man asked at the end of the phone line. "At nine in the morning Sir, is there something important that you need to call in the middle of the night if you don't mind I'm asking?" said the librarian. Can't you open it a bit sooner?" the young man said in a rather disappointed voice. "NO Sir, It won't be open till nine!" the librarian answered in a high tone. "What's so important that you can't wait until nine to enter the library?"
"Who says that I want to get in?" said the young man. "I WANT TO GET OUT!"
Missed the bus stop.
A beautiful lady goes into a bus packed with people. A young man stands up without saying a word, the lady pushed back the man to his seat softly and said "Thank you but I prefer to stand". The man stands up again but once more the lady pushes him back to his seat and said she wanted to stand. The third time he stands up, he shouted "Miss, I want to leave. I've already missed my stopping point."
My Husband...
A young wife is complaining to his friend,"I have to ask for a divorce from my husband." "Why...?" asked her confused friend. "Every single night he went to the disco." the young wife answered. "OOOOhh, so your husband is a disco-maniac...?" her friend asked. "It's not like that..., actually he went to the disco to find me!" the young wife answered.
Chicken/Ayam/Manuk/Tori
Duh:"What's that you bringing?"
Bu:"It's chicken... can you guess how many that I brought? If you guessed it right, all three of the chicken will be yours!"
Duh:"Emmm.... four?!"
Have you smiled yet? Or have your gut got busted? If you haven't then try this game to waste your time. (Actually I have blogged about this game in the previous post, just in case you haven't tried it)
Like what Rhasta says, "Don't worry, be happy."
Ciaossu!
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